
β$JULIAN my Mom's Favourite Dog π

βMy mom's dog isn't just a dog
Our dog isn’t just a pet; he’s the heir to the throne, while I’m the court jester. My mom treats him like a VIP guest in a five-star resort. He gets belly rubs on demand, daily gourmet meals, and first dibs on the couch, while I’m left fighting for crumbs and space. ππ
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Our dog, Julian, has officially turned my mom into his personal butler. She’s up at dawn prepping his meals, spends hours brushing his fur like he’s auditioning for a runway show, and even talks to him in a baby voice—all while I get scolded for leaving the fridge open for two seconds. And every time I see him living his best life, this tune plays in my head:
"Meow, meow, meow πΆπΆ"
Audience: "He’s a DOG!!!"
Me: "Yeah, I KNOW, bruh!" π
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Oh, By the way, I will not sell because my Mom will get angry if Julian got Dumped. And because she also said she likes Murad. π
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